asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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parkingstrange:

jacobae-shaddix:

Do you ever just see a cute selfie of a person you don’t follow and just kinda

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oh my god

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katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

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who don’t believe in anything

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I’ll go with you.

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

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tim-barber:

King Krule photographed by Tim Barber for Libertin Dune Magazine, styled by Brittany Berger. 

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chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I’m like, ‘Whoa, I’m so cool.’

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